Run: 2026-09-03-01M1M1M5G0XMA9K87A4NN163XZ

Molly studied the suburban fortress through binoculars, its vinyl siding glowing with the smug cheer of a house that had never known regret. Balloons bobbed by the mailbox like party favors. Bill crouched in the hydrangeas, wearing a turtleneck despite July heat, because stealth required fashion sacrifices. "Ready to ruin a six-year-old's birthday?" he whispered. Molly lowered the binoculars. "Only if we leave the piñata. I have standards." Bill nodded solemnly. "Fine. No tears, no tantrums." They crawled toward the back gate, past a sign reading "Welcome to Princess Destiny's Castle of Joy," which made Molly reconsider every choice that led her here. A drawbridge blocked the path, guarded by a motion-activated dragon that shrieked when disturbed. Bill disabled it with a paperclip and gum, because professional thieves always carried office supplies. Inside the fence, the backyard looked like a toy store had exploded inside a rainbow. A table groaned under all the presents wrapped in pink paper. Molly's eyes gleamed. This was the score of a lifetime, assuming they could avoid the parents, the clown, and a golden retriever named Chaos. She signaled for Bill to follow, stepping over a discarded juice box and the crushed dreams of childhood.