Run: 2026-09-03-01M1M2PSA8QTTD6DZ2D6M582HM

At the curb, Molly dusted sugar from her jacket while Bill practiced opening a plastic gift bag with a titanium hairpin. The party banner read Happy Birthday to the Most Normal Child, a promise neither thief had ever encountered. Through the window, cupcakes waited like tiny, suspicious satellites. Molly said, "Bring the glitter tape." Bill said, "What about the cupcake van?" Molly said, "We will steal every present." Bill said, "Even the ugly ones?" Molly said, "Especially those." Bill grinned, tucking the hairpin behind his ear. They needed a route in and a more important route out. The front door would be guarded by a parent named Derek, probably because Derek was good at guarding doors. The side fence sagged near a hedge shaped like a dinosaur, which meant it had been sagging long enough to become a local landmark. Bill would distract the clown with a fake balloon filled with nothing, a skill he had learned from a YouTube video titled Stealing Like a Grown Up. Molly would swap the present table with a table from the garage, one that held only garden gnomes and a single sad lamp. Then both thieves would vanish, their van full of presents.