Run: 2026-09-10-01M25DD0H3268MECS7CJJM1KN7

Molly unfolded a crayon map while Bill adjusted his squeaky red nose. "Bill, the clown suit is non-negotiable." "But Molly, I look like a depressed traffic cone." "That's the disguise. Nobody suspects a depressed traffic cone with a balloon sword." "The invitation says Pin the Tail on the Donkey." "So we pin the tail on the security guard." "There is no security guard. There's a bouncy castle and forty toddlers." "Exactly. Toddlers are terrible witnesses. They'll just say a giant cone took the presents." "What about the birthday boy?" "I'll distract him with a trick. Is this your card? No, it's your Nintendo Switch." "That's theft, Molly." "Bill, we're stealing all the presents. The Switch is a bonus." "The parents will notice." "Not if we replace them with wrapped bricks and a sincere apology note." "That's worse." "Look, you crawl through the ball pit, I'll rappel from the piñata." "The piñata is a unicorn." "Then I'll rappel from a unicorn. Very dignified." "What if a kid cries?" "Cry louder. Establish dominance." "I hate this plan." "You hate every plan that requires pants." "Fine. But I'm keeping the cake." "No. The cake is evidence." "Then I'm keeping the clown suit." "Deal."