Run: 2026-09-10-01M25DE89FH8PTKKQZ4MF97AKT

"Bill, the clown suit is non-negotiable." "It smells like a wet hamster, Molly." "That's method acting." "We enter as balloon artists?" "We enter as backup magician and assistant, then sneak upstairs." "Upstairs? The presents are in the bouncy castle, Molly." "Since when, Bill?" "Since I saw a piñata shaped like a safe." "Fine. You distract the kids with a fake rabbit." "You distract them, Molly. I'll crawl through the ball pit." "The ball pit is a sensory hazard." "Exactly. No one suspects a crying clown in a ball pit." "Then we grab every gift and exit through the petting zoo." "The petting zoo has a llama, Bill." "Llama is the getaway driver." "Bill, that's insane." "Insane is our brand. Do we wrap the presents after?" "No, we re-gift them at another party. It's recycling." "Genius. What about cake?" "We steal that too. It's evidence." "Wait, what if the parents recognize us?" "From the last baby shower? We wore masks." "Dinosaur masks. Very distinctive." "We'll wear different dinosaurs." "Velociraptors?" "Triceratops. Less suspicious." "Good. And the cake?" "We take the cake, the goodie bags, and the llama's dignity." "Bill, you're a monster." "A monster with a plan. Let's steal some birthday joy."