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Molly unfolded the crayon-smeared invitation on the hood of their van and weighed it down with a lug wrench. The paper announced Timothy’s Superhero Space Dinosaur Party, Saturday at two, Community Center Room B, with a glittery postscript: Presents welcome. To most people, that was a cheerful invitation. To Molly, it was a vault with cake. She had spent three weeks casing the community center. Its security consisted of a teenager named Kyle, a locked cabinet, and a sign asking visitors not to feed the raccoons. Kyle took smoke breaks precisely every forty minutes. The raccoons were the wildcard. Bill hated raccoons. He hated Kyle, though they had never met. It was a matter of principle and dental floss. Bill sat on a milk crate, cleaning a stethoscope he had bought for a medical heist that had collapsed when the patient woke up. He squinted at the invitation. “Children’s party,” he said. “That’s a new low.” “It’s not low. It’s tactical.” Molly tapped the gift table diagram she had drawn from memory. “Affluent grandparents. Theme parties. Unattended presents.” “We’re robbing a seven-year-old.” “We’re liberating corporate merchandise from a juvenile redistribution hub.” “That’s worse.” Molly ignored him. The plan required two performers, one distraction, and a diaper bag large enough to hold a drone, three gift cards, and whatever foolishness came in a velvet box. Bill would be the clown. Molly would be Princess Nebula, a character she had invented that morning and already disliked. “Why am I the clown?” Bill asked. “Because you have sad eyes. Children trust sad eyes.” “I have a criminal record.” “So do clowns.” Bill stood and paced beside the van. Across the street, a birthday supply store displayed piñatas shaped like unicorns and minor celebrities. He hated that he was already calculating their resale value. “What about the kids?” he said. “Kids don’t care about presents once the cake appears. Cake is a powerful narcotic.” “And the parents?” “Exhausted. Filming each other. We avoid the Warden.” “The Warden?” “Cargo shorts. Zip ties. Volunteers too hard.” Bill nodded grimly. Every party had one: a dad with a clipboard and a hero complex. “Exit?” he asked. “Kitchen. I start a small fire in the trash can.” “Controlled?” “Mostly.” “Molly.” “Controlled enough.” He rubbed his temples. “How much are we talking?” “Enough to pay off the van and buy new identities.” “I like Bill.” “You like being Bill?” “It’s easy to spell.” Molly folded the invitation and slid it into her jacket. She handed Bill a bag of balloons and a practice pump. He stared at them as if they were evidence. “I need a balloon dog,” she said. “It looks like a snake with tumors.” “Then call it a space snake. Improvise.” They climbed into the van. Bill practiced knotting balloons while Molly ran the stop signs of a route she had memorized. At two o’clock, they would enter as entertainers, smile at strangers, and leave with a diaper bag full of birthday miracles. It was small, glittery, and profoundly illegal. In other words, a perfect afternoon.