Run: 2026-09-10-01M25DWT0EC89Z2ZEVEGCHS79H

"Bill, the clown suit is non-negotiable." "But the squeaky shoes, Molly?" "They're our cover. We waddle in, distract the birthday kid, and swipe every present." "All of them? Even the glitter unicorn?" "Especially the glitter unicorn. That's resale gold." "What about the parents?" "Parents are easy. Cake, sugar, chaos. You do balloon animals. I do the gift table." "I can't make balloon animals." "Then make balloon threats. You're an intimidating clown." "That's an oxymoron." "So is a thief with ethics. Focus." "Right. Entrance?" "Back gate, past the bouncy castle. I'll cut the piñata rope and blame the twins." "The twins?" "There are always twins." "Security?" "A grandma with a camcorder and a toddler with a juice box." "Dangerous." "Toddlers are unpredictable. Keep moving." "Presents into the van?" "Presents into the van. Cake into my face, for realism." "And if the kids cry?" "Then we've won. Crying means distraction." "Or trauma." "Bill, we're stealing from a party, not running a charity." "Fine. But I keep the unicorn." "Deal. Now practice your honk." "Bill, remember the signal." "The signal?" "I yell cake, you grab everything." "Got it." "Okay. Good. Let's go steal some childhood." "Just the presents, Bill. And maybe the cake."