Run: 2026-09-10-01M25DYFBD6PENH3PM65W40ASY

"Bill, we hit the birthday party at three, when the magician does the rabbit thing." "Molly, I still say we go as clowns. Nobody suspects a clown." "Everyone suspects a clown, Bill. That's their whole deal." "Fine. We dress as gift inspectors. Clipboard, hi-vis vest, tragic little hats." "Better. Now, the presents go in the bouncy castle. We deflate it, drag it to the van." "The van with the ice cream jingle?" "No, the van with the puppy rescue stickers. We're not monsters." "Good. What about the kids?" "Bill, we're thieves, not monsters. Distract them with cake." "Whose cake?" "Their cake. We're liberating it too." "That's a war crime, Molly." "It's a party favor. Now, the piñata. It's full of mini candy and, according to my source, a spare key to the utility closet." "Your source is a six-year-old named Timmy?" "Timmy is reliable. He takes naps for the mob." "Okay. Signal?" "I yell pin the tail on the donkey. You grab the pile." "And if a parent asks?" "We say we're from the birthday police." "Perfect. I'll wear a name tag that says responsible adult." "That's the most terrifying sentence you've ever said." "I practice in the mirror." "Bring the fake mustache."