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Molly spread the floor plan across the bonnet of Bill’s car. It was decorated with three frosting fingerprints and a drawing of a dinosaur wearing a crown. “Why,” Bill asked, “does a children’s party have a security perimeter?” “Because the birthday boy’s mother used to work in event management.” “And the birthday boy?” “Eight.” Bill studied the map. A red circle marked the back door. A green circle marked the cake. A skull-and-crossbones hovered over the presents. “Subtle,” he said. “I didn’t draw the skull.” “Then the children are better at planning than we are.” They crouched behind a hedge across from the community hall. Inside, balloons bobbed against the windows while a small army of children shrieked with the focused intensity of a fire alarm. Molly checked her watch. “We go in during the magician’s finale,” she whispered. “Everyone will be looking at the stage.” “What’s the finale?” “Probably a rabbit.” “Rabbits are unreliable.” “You’re thinking of the one in Prague.” “I’m thinking of the one that bit through my glove.” “That was a guinea pig.” Bill frowned. “Still unreliable.” They slipped around the building and reached the back door. Molly produced a thin metal tool. Before she could use it, the door swung open and a little girl in a silver paper crown stared up at them. “Are you the clowns?” she asked. Bill glanced at Molly. “Do we look like clowns?” The girl considered this. “A little.” “We’re here about the presents,” Molly said. The girl nodded solemnly. “They’re in the storage room. But you have to say the password.” Molly leaned closer. “What’s the password?” “Please.” Bill blinked. “That’s it?” “No. You have to say it nicely.” “Please,” he said, with the strained politeness of a man negotiating with a hostage. The girl stepped aside. “You can come in.” They entered a corridor lined with paper streamers. Molly pulled a pair of cloth sacks from her coat. “Remember,” she murmured. “Only the wrapped ones. No toys, no cake, no children.” “I wasn’t planning to steal children.” “Good. That’s how they get you.” From the hall came a sudden gasp, followed by applause. The magician had begun. Bill peered through the doorway and saw a rabbit rise from a hat, wearing a tiny bow tie. “Is that the finale?” he asked. “It’s the middle,” Molly whispered. “Move.” They found the presents stacked beneath a banner that read HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NOAH! A dozen brightly wrapped boxes waited in a neat pile. Bill opened his sack. “This is almost too easy.” “That’s what you said in Prague.” “I said it was too easy after we got out.” Molly lifted the first box. It rattled. “Could be a watch,” Bill said. “Could be marbles.” “Either way, portable.” A shadow fell across the doorway. They turned. The birthday boy stood there, holding a plastic sword. “You’re stealing my presents,” he said. Molly lowered the box. “We were going to borrow them.” “No, you weren’t.” “No,” Bill agreed. “We weren’t.” The boy raised his sword. “Then you have to give them back.” Molly glanced at the exit, then at the child, then at Bill. Bill sighed and set down the sack. “Fine,” he said. “But we’re keeping the cake.” The boy narrowed his eyes. “You can have a slice.” Molly took the cake knife. “This is the cleanest getaway we’ve ever had.” Behind them, the magician’s rabbit escaped. The children cheered. Bill watched it streak past, bow tie flapping. “Still unreliable,” he murmured.