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“The presents are under the birthday table,” Molly whispered. “Excellent,” said Bill. “Our plan is to enter, collect every gift, and leave before anyone notices.” “Your plan has one flaw.” “Only one? I’m improving.” “They’re children’s presents.” “I know. I’ve prepared a moral loophole.” “Let me hear it.” “We’re rescuing them from excessive wrapping.” “Bill, there’s a six-year-old holding a card that says, ‘To Milo, from Grandma.’” “Then Grandma clearly expects us to test her security.” “Milo is staring at us.” “Perhaps he’s the lookout.” “He’s wearing a paper crown and eating cake.” “Classic disguise.” “Molly, he just asked if we’re the magicians.” “Tell him yes.” “I can’t do magic.” “Make the presents disappear.” “Cruel.” “Fine. We’ll leave.” “But the exit?” “Use the door, Bill.” “Right. I keep forgetting those exist.” “And take that gift back.” “I haven’t touched it.” “You’re wearing the bow.” “It’s a disguise.” “Can you make my uncle disappear?” Milo asked. “Only if he’s wrapped,” Bill said. “We’re going,” Molly told him. “Happy birthday, Milo.” “Thanks. Are you coming to the cake?” “Is it guarded?” “By frosting.” Bill followed Molly out, leaving every present untouched.