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“Molly, remind me why we’re robbing a children’s party?” “Because the invitation says presents, and I have a weakness for badly wrapped optimism.” “That’s not a plan. That’s a confession wearing a party hat.” “Relax. We enter, admire the cake, and leave with…” “Nothing. We leave with nothing.” “Bill, you’re sabotaging our heist.” “I’m upgrading it to a visit.” “There’s a bouncy castle.” “That’s not an exit strategy.” “It’s a very persuasive distraction.” “For whom?” “Me, probably. I haven’t bounced since Tuesday.” “Those gifts could fund our retirement.” “Or ruin a six-year-old’s birthday.” “You’re making this sound morally complicated.” “It is. There’s a card that says, ‘To Mia, from Grandma.’” “Grandma’s handwriting is excellent.” “Bill.” “Fine. We don’t steal presents. We steal…” “Nothing.” “Maybe we steal a slice of cake?” “That’s still theft.” “Then we borrow it indefinitely.” “Put the cake down.” “You’re no fun.” “I’m a thief, not a monster.” “The children are coming!” “Act natural.” “Why am I holding a balloon?” “Because you look less suspicious with it.” “And you?” “I’m signing the birthday card.” “That says, ‘Sorry we considered stealing your presents.’” “Honesty is the best getaway.” “That’s not what getaway means.” “Shh. Cake. For everyone, probably.”