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“Molly, the invitation says ‘pirate treasure hunt.’ That’s practically a job description.” “Bill, it says ‘bring a toy to donate.’” “Exactly. We bring toys, then leave with the presents.” “That is not what donate means.” “It is what ‘creative accounting’ means.” “You’re an accountant now?” “Only when the law is nearby.” “Besides, there are dozens of gifts. Nobody will miss one.” “You said all the presents.” “I was being ambitious.” “The cake has a dinosaur on it.” “I respect its security team.” “Molly, the children are arriving.” “Then we should leave.” “Without presents?” “With our dignity.” “We never packed that.” “We packed masks, rope, and a sack.” “The sack says ‘Happy Birthday.’” “I thought it was subtle.” “It has balloons printed on it.” “Camouflage balloons.” “A tiny girl just handed me a cupcake.” “Is that a bribe?” “It’s frosting, Bill.” “I know. I’m trying to classify the evidence.” “She says the presents are for the shelter.” “The children made them themselves.” “Then we can’t steal them.” “Correct.” “We can steal a second cupcake.” “That’s still theft.” “It’s a charitable cupcake.” “You just invented that.” “I am innovating.” “The birthday girl is coming over.” “Quick, look natural.” “How?” “Hold the sack closed.”