Run: 2026-09-23-01M36P2YYS5DTDD7F19K3HF0AQ

Outside the community hall, Molly studied balloons through rain-speckled glass. “The presents are stacked beneath the banner, Bill. Behold indeed.” Bill clutched an empty sack, rehearsing his expression of innocence. “I brought disguises: one pirate hat and two suspicious mustaches.” Inside, children shrieked happily, while a clown juggled oranges awkwardly. “Your mustache is upside down, and the children noticed already.” Molly adjusted her velvet mask; it was actually a napkin. “They think I'm a caterpillar, which improves our getaway considerably.” They slipped through the open doorway, invited by nobody whatsoever. “We take every present, then vanish before the cake arrives.” A toddler immediately crowned Bill with a paper party hat. “What if one contains socks? I refuse to risk that.” Molly inspected gift mountain, suddenly looking less like treasure somehow. “A noble concern, but our criminal reputation demands festive commitment.” A drawing showed two masked figures rescuing presents from villains. “Wait, that little girl gave me her drawing of us.” The villains wore familiar mustaches, and one resembled Bill uncannily. “We're wearing crowns, Bill. Apparently we're the party's heroes today.” The cake timer chimed, summoning everyone toward the frosting table. “Then let's return the presents and steal just one cupcake.”