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Rain tapped the bakery awning while Molly spread a hand-drawn map across a crate, its corners weighted by two muffins and Bill’s optimism about tomorrow. “The party starts at six. Presents sit by the cake, and nobody suspects two professionals. Also, Bill, your pencil is wearing a tutu for luck.” Bill studied the map upside down, then rotated it with grave ceremony, as if geography had personally insulted him once at school and never recovered. “I propose we enter disguised as entertainers. Children adore entertainers, and adults rarely question a man carrying a balloon shaped like a turnip.” Molly eyed his balloon, which sagged between them like a vegetable surrendering to gravity. Somewhere nearby, a kazoo rehearsed one mournful note again. “No turnip. We need a respectable cover. Perhaps we’re visiting cousins, bearing gifts, and leaving with identical gifts by accident, naturally, obviously.” She drew two stick figures beside the party tent, then gave one a cape and the other a suspiciously large mustache for reasons unexplained. “I can do mustache. My face is already halfway there. The other half is hidden by this scarf, which smells faintly of soup today.” A burst of children’s laughter floated over the fence. Molly’s expression softened, then tightened when she remembered their rent and Bill’s unpaid accordion lessons again. “We take only the presents. No cake, no toys, no tiny shoes. We have standards, and a conscience on alternate Thursdays, maybe even often.” Molly stared at him. Bill had once returned a library book during a fire drill, but had also stolen three traffic cones at noon. “Those cones were abandoned. And one followed me home. Anyway, the presents are practically asking for adventure in their colorful paper pajamas.” A paper crown skittered down the alley and landed on Bill’s head. It read BIRTHDAY KING, improving his posture considerably for almost three seconds. “Your Majesty, perhaps the king should reconsider. These children might notice their gifts missing and feel sad before the candles cool and ask questions loudly.” Bill removed the crown. His grin faded. From the tent came a chorus demanding the birthday child open the enormous box in silver stars. “We could leave the presents and steal the cake. Wait, no: that is somehow worse, especially if it has raisins, as Molly’s face clearly suggests.” Molly folded the map into a paper airplane and sent it toward the party. It landed in a tub of lemonade with a plop. “There, our plan has been washed away, which is more than can be said for the birthday boy’s shoes just now, anyway, in this alley.” They turned toward the bakery, where muffins waited. Behind them, the children cheered as the birthday child tore open a gift with three shrieks. “Good. They can keep their presents. We’ll celebrate our narrow escape with pastries and a firm promise to become better people together, starting Monday.”