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Molly unfolded a napkin map of the community hall. “Tonight, we take every present.” “Even the one shaped like a suspiciously large drum?” “Especially that one. It may contain smaller presents.” “Or a child’s drum.” “Bill, focus. We enter during the magician’s finale.” “By walking through the front door?” “By looking like we belong.” “I’m wearing a tuxedo with a bow tie shaped like a rabbit.” “Perfect. You’ll look like the magician’s assistant.” “I thought I was the getaway driver.” “Your scooter has a basket. That’s practically a van.” “Where do we put the presents?” “First, we collect them. Then we reconsider our life choices.” “Why reconsider after collecting?” “Because last year we stole a garden gnome and it followed us home.” “That was wind.” “It waved at me from the pantry.” “Wait. The invitation says ‘bring a gift.’” “Then we’ll bring these back?” “Better. We’ll arrive with gifts, help distribute them, and leave with cupcakes.” “That’s not a heist.” “It is if we escape before the birthday song.” “Agreed. But if the cupcakes have raisins, we take the presents.” “Bill.” “Fine. We’ll be criminals with standards. And no raisins.”