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“Molly, the party starts at three.” “Excellent. Children are distracted by cake.” “Adults are distracted by children.” “And we’ll be distracted by the presents.” “We enter disguised as entertainers.” “Bill, your last disguise was a haunted lampshade.” “Details. I’ll be the magician; you’re my glamorous assistant.” “I refuse to wear sequins again.” “They’re essential to the illusion.” “What illusion?” “That I know magic.” “Our getaway?” “Wagon.” “Bill, that’s a red wagon with ‘Property of Timmy’ written on it.” “Borrowed from Timmy.” “Timmy is six.” “He has excellent credit.” “We collect every gift while you distract the grown-ups.” “With what?” “A rabbit from the hat.” “You don’t own a rabbit.” “I can borrow one.” “From whom?” “The magician.” “You are the magician!” “Then I’ll borrow it from myself.” “Molly, we need a quieter plan.” “Agreed. We’ll sneak in, take the presents, and leave no trace.” “Except the wagon?” “We return it.” “Then what?” “Then we’ll give the presents back.” “Why break in?” “To prove we could.” “That’s not heisting, that’s a rehearsal.” “Exactly. And the birthday girl gets two parties.” “Fine. But I’m keeping the cake.” “Deal. You distract the adults.” “By being a haunted lampshade?” “Only if the applause starts.”