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“Operation Birthday,” Molly whispered, peering at the community hall. “We enter, take every present, and disappear before anyone notices.” Bill frowned. “What if someone notices?” “Then we’ll be extremely memorable.” “That’s not the same as successful.” They crouched behind a shrub that was, Molly observed, “more of a decorative twig.” Through the hall’s bright windows, children raced around a table while a mountain of wrapped gifts crowded one corner. Bill sighed. “Those are for children.” “Yes, Bill. That’s why we’re stealing them from a children’s party.” “I was hoping you’d say it differently.” “I can. We’re conducting an unscheduled redistribution of brightly colored property.” “That’s worse.” Molly unfolded a sheet of paper. It showed a lopsided drawing of a gift box wearing a mustache. “Here’s the plan. We go in disguised as entertainers.” “Entertainers?” “People trust entertainers.” “People trust doctors. We could dress as doctors.” “Bill, neither of us knows how to be a doctor.” “I once put a bandage on a lamp.” “And it died?” “The light went out.” Molly tapped the drawing. “We’ll be magicians. I’ll do tricks. You collect the presents.” “What tricks?” “I make things vanish.” “Such as?” “Your confidence.” Bill looked through the window again. A child in a paper crown was offering another child a slice of cake. “I don’t know, Molly. Maybe we should pick a different target.” “Like what?” “An adult party. People expect disappointment there.” “Adult parties don’t have this many presents.” “They have novelty mugs.” “Novelty mugs are not worth the emotional cost of prison.” “Neither are teddy bears.” Molly lowered the paper. “You’re getting sentimental.” “I’m getting practical. What would we even do with all those gifts?” “Sell them.” “To whom?” “People who need gifts.” “People who need gifts usually have birthdays. They can buy their own.” “Not if we sell them at a discount.” “To children?” “We are not selling stolen presents to children.” “Fine. To adults who have birthdays.” “Bill.” A shrill voice came from behind them. “Are you the magicians?” They turned. A small girl in a paper crown stood with her hands on her hips. Molly smiled. “We are.” “Can you make my uncle stop doing the chicken dance?” Inside, a man in a yellow sweater flapped his elbows with heroic commitment. Bill studied the scene. “I can’t promise anything.” “Can you at least try?” Molly folded the plan into her pocket. “Of course.” The girl led them toward the door. Bill followed, murmuring, “This is how it happens. One minute you’re a criminal mastermind, the next you’re negotiating with a chicken.” “Keep your voice down,” Molly whispered. “We’re professionals.” “You’re wearing a mustache on your shirt.” “It’s a disguise.” “It’s drawn on the paper.” The girl held the door open. “Come on! Everyone’s waiting!” Molly and Bill stepped inside. The children cheered. “Right,” Molly said, clapping her hands. “Who wants to see a magic trick?” “I do!” shouted the girl. “Make the chicken uncle disappear!” Bill leaned toward Molly. “We can still take the presents later.” “Bill.” “What? I said later.” Molly pulled a small wrapped box from her coat pocket and placed it on the gift pile. “First, we’re going to earn our cake.” Bill blinked. “You brought a present?” “I brought a decoy.” “Is it stolen?” “No.” “Then it’s a terrible decoy.” A child handed him a paper hat. Bill put it on. “Now you look like a magician,” Molly said. “I look like a sandwich.” “Then make the sandwich disappear.” The children erupted in applause. Bill bowed, and, for the first time all evening, forgot to watch the presents.