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“Molly, the presents are stacked beneath the banner.” “Excellent. Our plan?” “We enter the party, take every gift, and vanish.” “Bill, that’s not a plan. That’s a sentence wearing a tiny burglar mask.” “You can’t juggle.” “I can drop things in a way that suggests juggling.” “Who distracts the parents?” “The cake.” “The cake distracts nobody.” “It’s a spectacular cake. It has a fondant dragon.” “Does the dragon breathe fire?” “Only if someone lights the candles.” “Absolutely not. We are thieves, not arsonists.” “We take them all.” “Even the knitted sweater?” “Especially the knitted sweater. It looks expensive.” “It has a label saying ‘Grandma made this.’” “Then we return it to Grandma.” “Bill, perhaps we should leave the presents alone.” “Because of the sweater?” “Because those kids are watching us through the window.” “Oh. I thought that was a very judgmental balloon.” “It has eyebrows.” “Right. New plan: we bring presents.” “Where did you get those?” “Borrowed from our own apartment.” “Bill, that’s my lamp.” “Wrapped beautifully, though.” “And your socks?” “Gift-bagged, with a bow.” “Let’s go.” “To the party?” “To apologize.” “Should we keep the hats?” “Only if the balloon approves.” Outside, a balloon bobbed ominously.