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“Molly, remind me why we’re robbing a children’s party?” “Because the presents are unattended, Bill.” “They’re guarded by six-year-olds.” “Exactly. They’re small, sugar-powered, and easily distracted by cake.” “What’s the plan?” “We enter disguised as entertainers.” “You can juggle?” “I can drop three oranges theatrically.” “That’s not juggling.” “It is if nobody asks for a second performance.” “And then?” “We announce a magic trick, put the gifts in this enormous sack, and vanish.” “Your sack says ‘World’s Best Grandma.’” “Where do I fit in?” “You’re the clown.” “I refuse.” “Then you’re the magician.” “Fine. You’re the birthday boy’s uncle.” “I don’t know the birthday boy.” “Neither does he. There are twelve children and one inflatable dinosaur.” “What if the parents catch us?” “We return everything and claim we’re professional gift inspectors.” “Is that a real job?” “It will be after tonight.” “Molly, there’s a problem.” “What?” “The presents are already leaving.” “Who’s carrying them?” “Those six-year-olds.” “Abort the heist.” “Wait. They’re taking them to the car.” “Whose car?” “Their parents’.” “So we steal the car?” “No, Bill. We’re stealing cake.” “Finally, a plan with frosting.”