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“Molly, remind me why we’re robbing a children’s party,” Bill whispered. “Because the invitation says gifts are unattended, and you said you wanted a job with cake.” “I meant cake adjacent to money.” “Presents are money with dinosaurs on them.” “Those are not interchangeable.” “They are if the dinosaur is rare.” “Behind that blue door. Hear the singing?” “Children and one adult losing a custody battle with a kazoo.” “We walk in, collect every present, and walk out?” “Exactly.” “I look like a burglar at a birthday.” “Someone’s coming.” “Smile.” “Why?” “Because you’re holding the cake.” “I’m holding a suspiciously heavy sack.” “Then smile harder.” “Uncle Bill, you’re late!” “Who’s that?” “The magician.” “Why is he wearing my hat?” “Because he’s better at parties.” “Should we abort?” “Not until we know where the presents are.” “They’re under the table.” “Except the sack has a hole.” “Why are toy cars rolling toward the cake?” “Because your getaway plan has wheels.” “I’m trying. One stole my shoe.” “Forget the presents. We’re leaving.” “With the cake?” “Obviously.” “Who invited the thieves?” “Technically, the magician.” “Next time we rob a library.” “Children have quieter toys there.” “And no cake?” “Don’t be ridiculous, Bill.”