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Molly said, “Tonight, we enter the children’s party and take every present.” Bill said, “All of them? Even the enormous one shaped like a dinosaur?” “Especially that one. It looks expensive.” “It’s a piñata.” “Then we’ll steal the piñata too.” “Do you have a better plan?” “Yes. We arrive as entertainers.” “Suppose someone asks why we’re here?” “We say we’re the surprise act.” “What act?” “Two suspicious adults arguing beside the cake.” “Bill, that’s just us.” Molly peered through the window. “They’ve labeled every gift.” “Excellent. We can identify the valuable ones.” “They say, ‘For Ava, from Grandma.’” “Grandma sounds formidable.” “Bill, look at the children.” “They seem happy.” “One boy made a card that says, ‘I hope my present makes you smile.’” “Ah.” “What?” “I’ve made a tactical error.” “You mean a moral error?” “Let’s not overstate it.” “So we leave?” “We could leave a present.” “We don’t have one.” “I have the dinosaur piñata.” “Bill, it’s empty.” “Then it’s a metaphor.” “It’s also borrowed from the party.” “Fine. We’ll buy them something tomorrow.” “With what money?” “The money we won’t make stealing their presents.” “Look at you, discovering ethics.” “Don’t tell anyone. I have a reputation.” “Come on, clown.” “After you, criminal.”