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Molly unfolded the invitation on a café table, smoothing a frosting stain as though it were a map to buried treasure and trouble. “The presents sit beneath a balloon arch. We stroll in, lift the table, and vanish with dignity before anyone notices, or our excellent timing fails,” Molly said. Bill peered over his coffee, where a tiny plastic pirate floated face-down, apparently regretting his association with them and their business plan already. “I object to tasteful. Last time you chose disguises, I spent Tuesday dressed as a municipal duck with a permit and emotional baggage—and feathers,” Bill said. Molly glanced toward the party hall, where children sang tunelessly with the confidence of a poorly rehearsed choir, audible through the wall again. “A duck is memorable. We need forgettable. I propose party hats, cheerful smiles, and a convincing story about being distant relatives of the cake maker,” Molly said. Bill considered this, then examined his own reflection in a spoon; it looked like a man whose distant relatives had changed their numbers. “What if the children ask our names? I can’t say ‘Bill and Molly, professional present enthusiasts.’ That sounds suspiciously accurate and painfully bad branding, too,” Bill said. Molly opened her notebook to a page headed Operation Tinsel, decorated with stars, a cupcake, and a regrettable sketch of Bill wearing antlers. “We’re not stealing anything yet. We’re discussing a snack-related misunderstanding involving shiny packages and several ethical blind spots in a theoretical room, for now,” Molly said. A squeak came from the notebook’s spine. The toy pirate, rescued from coffee, was wedged there like a tiny informant, full of secrets. “The pirate is judging us. I recognize that look; my mother made it whenever I described my career as temporary and not especially lucrative, either,” Bill said. Molly stared at the party room’s open doorway. A child in a paper crown guarded the gifts with a seriousness reserved for monuments. “That child has better security instincts than we do. Also, he’s holding a juice box like it contains classified government secrets and our future together,” Molly said. Bill tugged his jacket closed, revealing a party invitation pinned inside; he had dressed for the occasion and forgotten it completely until now. “Maybe we should return the invitation and leave. I hear morality is popular at parties, especially among people who own the presents and invitation lists,” Bill said. A burst of laughter rolled from the hall. The child offered them a cupcake through the doorway, disarming both criminals with sweet sprinkles. “Fine. We’ll return the invitation, accept one cupcake, and make a generous donation to the birthday child’s present pile, under an adult’s watchful eye nearby,” Molly said. Bill carried the cupcake carefully, as if it were evidence. Molly followed, planning a career involving legal snacks and honest bookkeeping for children. “If anyone asks, we’re the entertainment. Our act is called Two Adults Making One Sensible Decision, and it has a thrilling ending with no getaway,” Bill said.