Run: 2026-09-23-01M36SBBC8ND85G94QTX9NM0PR

"Bill, we are stealing presents from a children's party." "A children's party where they pile every gift into one enormous mountain in the corner." "It's a loot bonanza, Bill. A little kid's loot bonanza." "You say that like it makes me feel better." "Doesn't it?" "No." "Good. Feeling guilty slows down your hands." "What about security?" "What security? It's six-year-olds and a clown who can barely make balloon animals." "The parents, Molly. The parents." "The parents are drinking wine in the kitchen and arguing about whose turn it is to host next month. Trust me." "You always say trust me right before something goes horribly wrong." "I do not." "You literally said it before the dolphin fountain incident." "That was an aquarium, and the dolphin was already inflatable. We stole air, Bill. Air." "Someone still called the police." "And we got away with nothing but deflated dreams. That's the point. We're professionals now." "We are not professionals." "We are *aspiring* professionals. Now, here's the plan. You wear the clown suit." "I will not wear the clown suit." "Then you go in naked and explain yourself to forty children." "Pass me the clown suit."