Run: 2026-09-23-01M36SD9KZAAABGZPRCJ606X5W

So, what's the plan, Molly? Break into little Timmy Henderson's birthday party at noon. What's the security like? A single mom named Linda and a golden retriever named Muffins. Sounds easy. Linda's got a laser focus on any adult male who comes near the presents. Last guy who tried got a wooden spoon to the kneecap. Jesus. Wooden spoon? You know the type. Very committed to parenting. And the dog? Muffins just wags his tail and wants belly rubs. Easy win. So what do we do? You distract Linda with small talk about gluten-free cupcakes. I'll crawl through the pet door with a bag and grab everything under the tree. Will they notice missing gifts? They're kids, Bill. They'll fight over a broken crayon. They won't notice anything else. Right. But what if Linda catches me? Pretend you're a party magician. I can't do magic. You can't do any of this. It's already too late for us. Just pretend, Bill. Just pretend. Fine. What if she asks for a trick? Tell her to pick a card. Then shove it in your pocket and run toward the pet door. This plan is insane. We steal children's presents for a living, Bill. Everything about us is insane. Fair point. Let's go.