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Bill spread the floor plan across the hood of the car, pinning it down with half-eaten tacos and a novelty lighter shaped like a thumbs-up. The plan was scrawled in red marker on the back of a pizza receipt and included illustrations of children that looked like potatoes with arms. Molly had long since stopped asking where Bill's schematics came from. She turned the receipt over. The other side had a quote from Ecclesiastes. "This is insane," she said, squinting at the drawing. "It's precise. Look — entrance, jungle gym, inflatable slide, and here, the altar of gifts behind the balloon arch. Forty wrapped packages minimum. I spotted a kid carrying in what might be an iPad." Molly set down the receipt and leaned against the car, crossing her arms. The evening air smelled like nearby barbecue and quiet desperation. What Bill was describing was not a bank vault or a museum. It was a seven-year-old's birthday party on Maple Lane. He had cased the location for three days under the guise of being a father named Craig, noting delivery times for the bouncy castle rental and cataloguing the gifts as they arrived. She had to admit the ambition was remarkable. "And what about security? Walk me through the defenses." "Minimal. One clown named Wiggles, possibly one parent supervisor. The clown is the real threat." "Clowns are always the real threat." "Precisely why we need these." He produced two foam earplugs from his jacket pocket and held them up like sacred relics. "The squeaky shoes create psychological disorientation. These neutralize the advantage." "Walk me through the whole thing again. I want to hear every step." He did so at length, gesturing wildly enough that a taco slid off the hood. They would arrive dressed as party entertainers. He would carry a tiered SpongeBob cake with extraordinary care, and she would carry oversized helium balloons that would serve as concealment for the stolen loot. They would enter through the front door, place the cake near the gift table, and wait for the piñata. When it cracked open and fifteen children descended on candy like locusts, no one would be watching the presents. They would load the bags and exit through the back slider to the van. "What if the cake topples?" Molly asked. Bill's face went pale. "Don't put that energy into the universe." "It's a valid concern." "Then I absorb the blow. I become the cushion between that cake and gravity. That's what separates professionals from amateurs." He cracked his knuckles one at a time, which took an unusually long time, then moved on to wardrobe — bow ties, clip-on suspenders, matching red sneakers from the thrift store on Fifth. The theme, he explained, was authority mixed with whimsy. "If we get arrested, you're explaining it to my mother." "Tomorrow at noon. Dress code: birthday. And Molly — act natural. We're birthday people now." Somewhere down the street a dog barked. Molly couldn't shake the feeling the universe was trying to warn them both. She picked up a taco anyway.