Run: 2026-09-23-01M36VEMEZV1KFBNNGC2C1WR1E

"Alright, Molly, the Johnsons' birthday party is Saturday at three. All the kids will be there. And all the presents." "Perfect. What's the security like?" "There's a dog. A Chihuahua." "Bill, I've kicked things smaller than that Chihuahua." "I know. You've kicked me in the shins twice." "That was an accident. Mostly. So what's the plan?" "We go in the back door. Kids' present table is right in the living room. We grab everything and leave." "What about the clown?" "What clown?" "A clown named Biffy, Bill. Look at the invitation." "He's working the party, not guarding it." "He looked suspicious to me." "He's wearing a red nose and rainbow suspenders, Molly." "That's exactly what a thief would want you to think." "Fine. What do you suggest?" "We distract Biffy. Lure him outside with a taser." "We're not tasing a clown." "Fine. A really good joke." "About what?" "About clowns." "They hate that." "Exactly. See? Professional intuition." "You think you're good at this." "I know I'm good at this." "You once stole your own wallet." "That was a warm-up."