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Molly spread the floor plan across the park bench like a general preparing for war, pressing the corners flat with stones. The map was a child's crayon drawing of the community center, labeled in wobbly handwriting by someone who had also circled the bathroom with a red marker and drawn little stick figures everywhere else. Bill leaned over it, squinting. "So the party starts at three," Molly said, tapping a smudged point near the front entrance. "By four, the kids will be sugared up and vibrating on the walls. That's our window." Bill scratched his chin. "You want to walk in the front door?" "I want to walk in the front door and act like we belong. I've got a gift bag. You've got a gift bag. We'll look like the parents who showed up fashionably late." "I can't believe this is our plan," Bill muttered. "It's brilliant," Molly replied. "We're stealing a birthday haul for a six-year-old named Dexter. Twenty-three wrapped boxes, two gift cards, and what I'm told is a remote-controlled dinosaur that costs more than my car." "Does Dexter have a car?" "I've been down on my luck, Bill. You know this." She folded the crayon map and tucked it into her jacket. The park around them buzzed with oblivious joggers and retirees feeding pigeons. Nobody suspected a thing. That was good. Good operatives moved through the world like mist. Bill pulled out a list and read aloud. "Gift bag, half-wrapped bottle of wine, a card. One of us says 'Sorry we're late, traffic was a nightmare' and the other one says 'Happy birthday, Dexter.'" "You've been studying." "I've been desperate." He tucked the list away. "But what about the dog? The birthday invite mentioned a golden retriever named Pancake." Molly's face dropped. "Pancake?" "According to Dexter's mother's text messages, which I may have intercepted, Pancake does not like strangers." "Does Pancake like people wearing gloves?" "Nobody likes people wearing gloves at a kids' party." Molly considered this for a long moment. Then she straightened up, squared her shoulders, and cracked her neck like a boxer entering the ring. "Then we won't wear gloves. We'll shake Pancake's paw. We'll compliment Pancake. We'll say, 'What a lovely dog,' and we will mean it, or pretend to mean it, and we will collect our haul." Bill almost smiled. Almost. "And if Pancake is not so impressed?" "Then we improvise. We are improvisational artists, Bill. We pivoted from robbing museums to robbing children's parties because the museums got boring." "I don't think that's what happened." Molly ignored him. She crouched beside the bench, eyes fixed on the community center rooftop visible across the street, its windows already darkening as early afternoon crept in. Somewhere inside, a child named Dexter was eating cake and unwrapping things that were about to become theirs. "Pancake won't be a problem," she said quietly. "Pancake has never met Molly and Bill." "That should reassure him," Bill said dryly, and they left the park together like two harmless strangers heading nowhere in particular.