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Bill slapped a blueprint onto the table. "The birthday party is Saturday at three. Twenty kids. Fifty presents, minimum," he said. "Fifty presents at a children's party. We have officially sunk too low," Molly said. "We have officially sunk smart. Now look at this tactical map." "That is a floor plan of a child's birthday party. It literally says 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey.' That is not a tactical map." "The presents will be stacked near the dining table. We strike during cake. Maximum distraction." "All twenty kids will be staring right at us." "Which is exactly why we need disguises. We walk in carrying a gift bag like we're guests," he said. "And nobody notices two adults leaving with fifty wrapped boxes?" "Multiple trips. I'll be the fun uncle. You'll be the fun auntie." "The fun auntie who steals every child's present and walks out the front door," she said. "The fun auntie who redistributes wealth." "Bill, there is a legal term for that. It is called going to prison." "Not if those kids are too deep in buttercream to notice. This plan is foolproof." "Every fool in prison said exactly that." "You know, most people steal from banks," he said. "Most people are profoundly boring," Molly said.