Run: 2026-09-23-01M37HAEYYC7P3JZFJRYYTGA2E

Molly: "The party starts at three. At three fifteen, the magician arrives. At three twenty, every adult will be wondering where their watches went." Bill: "Are we stealing watches?" Molly: "No, Bill. Presents. All of them." Bill: "Including the one shaped like a bicycle?" Molly: "Especially that one. I've brought a gift bag." Bill: "That is a duvet cover." Molly: "A spacious gift bag." Bill: "How do we get past the children?" Molly: "Disguises. You'll be a clown." Bill: "I can't juggle." Molly: "Neither can most clowns. Just fall over convincingly." Bill: "Finally, a role that respects my talents. What are you?" Molly: "The magician's assistant." Bill: "You don't know the magician." Molly: "He'll assume I came with the parents. The parents will assume I came with him." Bill: "And the children?" Molly: "Children trust anyone wearing sequins." Bill: "What if someone asks us to perform?" Molly: "We make the presents disappear." Bill: "And when everyone notices?" Molly: "We blame the magician." Bill: "What if he makes us disappear?" Molly: "Then we keep the presents and save on cab fare." Bill: "Molly, why does your duvet cover say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILL?" Molly: "Because you're late to your own surprise party." Bill: "Are we still stealing the presents?" Molly: "Only if nobody brought cake."