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Molly: “The party starts at two. At three, the magician appears. At three fifteen, every adult is looking for the rabbit.” Bill: “And that’s when we take the presents?” Molly: “Exactly. We’ll blend in.” Bill: “With children? Molly, I have a mortgage and the knees of a retired goalkeeper.” Molly: “Then blend in with the parents.” Bill: “Parents carry fruit platters and look exhausted. I can do one of those.” Molly: “I’ll bring a fruit platter. You carry the empty sack.” Bill: “Why is the sack shaped like Santa Claus?” Molly: “Because it was ninety percent off. We’re thieves, Bill, not investors.” Bill: “Fine. Which presents are we taking?” Molly: “All of them. The invitation says everyone brings one.” Bill: “That’s ambitious. What if a child notices?” Molly: “We tell them it’s a surprise.” Bill: “Children hate surprises involving their presents disappearing.” Molly: “Then we distract them with the magician.” Bill: “What if the magician notices?” Molly: “We distract him with the rabbit.” Bill: “Molly, that’s his rabbit.” Molly: “You’re right. New plan: you dress as the rabbit.” Bill: “I’m going home.” Molly: “After the party?” Bill: “Before it. I’ve got a mortgage to protect.”