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Molly spread a hand-drawn map across the diner table. A purple crayon circle marked the living room. A yellow star marked the cake. Around the edges, in green, she had written: BEWARE OF GLITTER. Bill studied it over his pancakes. “You’ve been inside?” “I delivered balloons. The birthday girl asked if I was a princess.” “What did you say?” “I told her princesses don’t carry helium tanks.” “Cold.” “She tipped me a sticker.” Molly tapped a blue rectangle. “Presents go here, beside the sofa. The party starts at two. We arrive at two fifteen, when the parents are busy opening juice boxes.” Bill lowered his fork. “You’re planning to steal from children.” “I’m planning to steal wrapped presents. Their owners can be anyone until the tags are read.” “That sounds like something a villain says before becoming a frog.” Molly ignored him. Across the diner, a child’s balloon escaped a booth and drifted to the ceiling. Bill watched it rise with the expression he usually reserved for unpaid parking tickets. “Costumes,” Molly said. “We go as entertainers.” “You can juggle?” “I can face-paint.” “You painted a tiger on my face once. People thought I had a rash.” “The lighting was poor. You’ll be the magician.” Bill looked at his hands. “I know one trick.” “The disappearing coin?” “No. I can pull a tablecloth off a table without breaking anything, provided there’s nothing on the table.” Molly drew a second arrow on the map, leading from the living room to the back gate. She labeled it EXIT, then crossed it out and wrote GRAND FINALE. Their previous plans had suffered from insufficient showmanship, according to Molly, and excessive police attention, according to Bill. At two fifteen, they stood on the porch of a house shaped like a cupcake that had grown doors. Bill wore a cape made from a shower curtain. Molly carried a makeup case and a sack large enough to suggest troubling ambitions. The door opened. A woman with icing on her elbow smiled. “Oh, thank goodness. You’re early.” Molly blinked. “Early?” “The other magician canceled. Come in!” Children swarmed Bill before he could object. One handed him a wand. Another demanded a rabbit. Molly found herself seated beneath a paper banner, painting whiskers on a boy who insisted he was a shark. “Sharks don’t have whiskers,” she whispered. “This one does,” he said. For forty minutes, Bill made coins vanish by dropping them into his cape pocket. The children cheered every time. Molly painted six tigers, three butterflies, and a shark with whiskers. Then came presents. Bill caught Molly’s eye across the room. The sack waited by the door, empty. The birthday girl unwrapped a plastic kitchen set. “You can have the chef hat,” she told Molly. Molly put it on. Bill’s wand slipped from his fingers. Outside, once they’d been paid, he said, “We still stole something.” “What?” Bill held up a juice box. Molly snatched it, stuck in the straw, and drank as they walked away.