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“Bill, remind me why we’re robbing a children’s party.” “Because grown-ups label their gifts. Children just scream and point.” “And the security?” “One grandmother, two parents, and a magician who keeps losing his rabbit.” “What’s our disguise?” “You wear the dinosaur costume. I’ll arrive as the cake inspector.” “There’s an emergency cake inspector?” “There will be if I speak confidently and carry this clipboard.” “Fine. When do we take the presents?” “During musical chairs. I’ll cut the music, everybody panics, and you wheel out the loot.” “Children don’t panic when music stops, Bill. They sit down.” “Exactly. Seated witnesses.” “What about the grandmother?” “I’ve prepared a distraction: a coupon for twenty percent off yarn.” “That’s insulting. She knitted my wedding suit.” “Then she’ll recognize you.” “Not beneath a dinosaur head.” “She recognized you through a snowman costume.” “Because I said hello, Grandma.” “Then don’t speak, Molly.” “Bill, that rabbit is following us.” “Ignore it.” “It has your clipboard.” “All right. New plan: we chase the rabbit, recover the clipboard, and postpone the presents.” “Why?” “Because he’s stolen them.” “The rabbit?” “Look at his getaway wagon.” “He’s better at this than we are.” “Obviously. He has a magician for an accomplice.”