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Molly crouched behind the inflatable castle, studying the garden carefully. “The presents are guarded by six children and one clown.” Bill adjusted his fake mustache, which smelled suspiciously of ketchup. “Clowns scare me, but children with whistles scare me more.” A shriek erupted; someone had discovered the chocolate fountain nearby. “We enter disguised as entertainers, then load our van discreetly.” Molly displayed two balloon animals resembling badly injured purple dachshunds. “I can juggle, provided nobody insists on actual juggling balls.” Bill eyed the gift table, overflowing with brightly wrapped mysteries. “Use those oranges; if dropped, pretend gravity is our act.” They vaulted the hedge and landed before the birthday girl. “Happy birthday! We are the internationally renowned Orange Disaster Duo!” She stared at them, then pointed toward the towering presents. “Excellent, she thinks we are here to distribute the presents.” The girl offered Bill an orange and a serious frown. “Why is she handing me fruit like a tiny judge?” Nearby, parents raised phones; the clown stopped twisting balloons altogether. “Because we announced ourselves, genius; start juggling before they notice.” The birthday girl appointed them official guardians of every present. “Plan changed: we steal cake, then flee before speeches begin.”