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Molly studied the invitation. “The party starts at three. We arrive disguised as entertainment.” “You said we’d be clowns. I have objections to clowns.” “Then you’ll be a magician.” “I have objections to magic. It makes theft look too easy.” “Fine. You’re the balloon artist.” “I can only make a snake.” “Perfect. Children love snakes.” “Last time, a child asked for a giraffe, and I made a snake with ambition.” “Focus. Once inside, we gather the presents.” “Into what? Your handbag holds one sandwich and seven parking tickets.” “We use the gift bag labeled ‘For Everyone.’” “That’s suspicious.” “It’s a children’s party. Everything is labeled ‘For Everyone’ until someone cries.” “What about the parents?” “I’ll distract them by announcing the cake contains gluten.” “It does contain gluten.” “Exactly. My lies are ethically sourced.” “And the child?” “We tell her we’re taking the gifts to the moon.” “She’ll want to come.” “Then you make her a balloon rocket.” “I told you, I only make snakes.” “Make a snake with altitude.” Bill sighed. “What if we get caught?” Molly folded the invitation. “Then we do something shocking.” “Escape?” “No. Apologize, return everything, and ask for cake.” “Chocolate?” “If we’re lucky, with sprinkles.”