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Molly said, “We sneak in disguised as balloon artists. Nobody questions balloon artists, especially when they look disappointed in their career choices.” Bill said, “I can make a balloon snake.” “That’s just an inflated balloon.” “Exactly. Minimal effort, maximum reptile.” “We locate the present table, fill our sack, and leave before cake.” “One problem: the invitation says everyone must bring a present.” “We’ll bring a present.” “What present?” “The sack. It’s wrapped in optimism.” “Another problem: the birthday child is my niece.” “You have a niece?” “Yes. She can identify me by my ears. They’re ambitious.” “Then wear a hat.” “She gave me every hat I own.” “Fine. I’ll distract her with a balloon giraffe.” “You can’t make a giraffe.” “I’ll tell her it’s a snake with excellent posture.” “What if the parents recognize us from last year?” “Last year, we were clowns. This year, we’re professionals.” “We stole the cake last year.” “We borrowed it. Temporarily. In our stomachs.” “Bill, are we really stealing presents from children?” “Of course not. We’re stealing them from a table.” “That distinction feels flimsy.” “Fine. New plan: we give the kids balloons and steal the leftover cupcakes.” “We’re terrible thieves.” “We’re outstanding guests.”