Run: 2026-09-23-01M37J1J91ZGW8FZQYXV1G9GA0

Molly and Bill crouched behind a hedge shaped like a dinosaur. Across the street, balloons bobbed over a children's party, where wrapped presents formed a glittering mountain. "Those presents are begging for an extremely daring rescue mission." "From children? Even my conscience has a very small conscience." Bill unfolded their master plan, which was actually a pizza menu. Molly adjusted her fake mustache; Bill adjusted his real one. "We enter as candles, grab everything, then vanish completely mysteriously." "Candles don't have arms, Molly, or excellent criminally recognizable mustaches." A tiny magician emerged from the house and sawed a breadstick in half. The thieves watched in horrified silence as the children applauded. "Then act like the world's most unsettling interactive birthday decorations." "What if somebody tries to light my magnificent head again?" Somewhere inside, a dog barked with the authority of a police sergeant. Molly reached into her bag and produced their disguises: two enormous birthday candles. "We'll distract them with your magic trick involving exploding breadsticks." "That trick involves eating breadsticks; it's hardly quality television magic." Bill looked flammable already. "Fine, we'll give up and steal the tiny magician instead." "Finally, a crime where the victim fits inside carry-on luggage."