Run: 2026-09-23-01M37P2PK7ZTFGSYCXQ0D739DA

"Bill, this is a children's party. There will be clowns." "Clowns are just people, Molly." "Clowns are never just people." "Look, the intel says the birthday girl's getting a pony. A pony, Molly. Do you know what a pony fetches?" "Probably hay." "On the black market, you delightful menace. On the black market." "Fine. What's the plan?" "We go in as caterers." "We're wearing ski masks." "We'll take them off before we enter." "Then everyone sees our faces." "We put them back on after we're inside." "Bill, that's the worst sequence of decisions I've ever heard." "It's a sequence of decisions that ends with a pony." "Where are we even going to put a pony?" "The van." "The van we don't have." "The van I'm renting Tuesday." "It's Friday." "Details, Molly. Details. Look, we go in, we distract the kids, we grab the presents, we're out in six minutes." "How do you distract thirty children?" "I've been practicing balloon animals." "You have?" "Badly. That's the distraction. They'll gather around to mock me." "Bill, that's... actually not the worst sequence of decisions I've ever heard." "Thank you." "There's still the clown." "There's still the clown," he agreed grimly, pulling his mask back on.