Run: 2026-09-23-01M37PE8KG0MSEZW66E4XBNT11

Molly peered through the bushes at the backyard full of screaming children. "Okay, Bill, this is it. Operation Birthday Bonanza." "Molly, we're stealing presents from children." "Technically, we're repossessing them for the greater good." "Which is?" "My rent. Now put on your clown nose." "I'm not putting on the nose." "You put on the nose, Bill, or you blow the whole thing." "We're behind a hedge. Nobody can see us." "Put. On. The. Nose." "Fine. Fine. There. Happy?" "Thrilled. Now, we walk in, blend with the parents, and fill the pillowcase." "What pillowcase?" "The one you're supposed to be holding." "I thought you were bringing the pillowcase!" "Bill." "What was I supposed to do, steal one from the birthday boy's bed? He's right there, Molly. Sleeping. In a crown." "Then improvise. Use your pants." "My pants?" "Stuff the presents down your pants." "That's not a heist, that's a crime against tailoring." "Would you rather explain to a six-year-old why you're touching his presents?" "There's a piñata. Maybe I could hide the loot in the piñata." "That's not how piñatas work." "Everything's how piñatas work if you believe, Molly." "Grab the shiny one with the bow and run. I'll create a diversion." "What diversion?" She pushed him into the yard.