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"Bill, we go in, we take the presents, we leave. Simple." "Question." "You haven't heard the plan yet." "My question is about the plan I'm imagining." "Fine. What?" "Are we going in as clowns?" "Why would we go in as clowns?" "It's a kids' party, Molly. Clowns blend in." "Clowns don't blend in anywhere. That's the whole point of clowns." "Counterpoint: I already rented the costume." "You rented a clown suit for a heist?" "Forty quid. Non-refundable." "Fine. Wear the stupid clown suit." "Second question. Are we stealing the presents before or after the magician?" "Why does that matter?" "During the magician, everyone watches him. Perfect cover." "That's... actually not your worst idea." "I've been reading heist books." "You read the back of my book once, in the bath." "And I retained a lot, Molly. What about the birthday girl?" "What about her?" "Do we steal her present too? Feels dark." "We're stealing presents from children, Bill. It's all dark." "Noted. Final question." "Make it fast." "Can we have cake first?" "We're not having cake." "There's a bouncy castle, isn't there?" "We are not going in the bouncy castle." "Then what am I even doing this for, Molly?" Bill adjusted his giant bow tie and sighed.