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Molly spread the blueprint across the kitchen table, weighting the corners with a bag of gummy bears and a half-eaten sandwich. "Okay," she said, tapping the paper. "The party starts at two. That gives us ninety minutes of window before the cake comes out." Bill squinted at the blueprint. "This is a floor plan of a bounce house." "It's a modified bounce house. Janet rented it for the backyard. The presents are going on a folding table beside it. I've done my reconnaissance." "You sat in your car across the street for three hours eating corn dogs." "Reconnaissance," Molly repeated, "comes in many forms." Bill pulled out a chair and sat down heavily, the kind of sigh that suggested he had already lost this argument several times before it began. "Molly. These are children's presents. We're professionals. We once stole a Monet from a hotel lobby during a wine tasting." "And where did that get us? Nobody even noticed for six days. But a child's birthday party? That's intimate. That's personal. That's a heist with heart." "That's a felony involving minors." "Alleged minors. We don't know the ages. Some of those kids look forty." Bill rubbed his temples. "Walk me through it. Just so I can hear how insane it sounds out loud." Molly straightened, delighted. "Phase one: we enter as entertainers. I've got a clown suit." "Absolutely not." "You haven't heard the plan." "The clown suit is disqualifying on its own, Molly. Every heist that's gone wrong in history has involved a clown suit. It's documented. There's a database." "That database is a corkboard in your garage." "A well-organized corkboard." Bill leaned forward. "What's phase two?" "Phase two, we locate the present table. We swap each gift with an identical box filled with rocks." "Where are we getting identical boxes?" "I've been saving them. Since Christmas. It's been a long year, Bill. I've had time." Bill stared at her for a long moment. "You've been wrapping rocks since December." "I wrap when I'm stressed. Don't make it weird." "Okay. Say we get the presents. Say no parent notices two clowns hauling forty boxes to a van shaped like a shark—" "The van is a necessary evil." "—how do we get out of the neighborhood? There's one road in." Molly smiled slowly and produced a walkie-talkie from her jacket. "That's where you come in. You'll be stationed at the entrance in a utility uniform, directing traffic for a fake gas leak." "A gas leak." "A very serious gas leak. Nobody questions a man in a vest, Bill. It's the fundamental weakness of every planned community." Bill opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again. "What happens when the kids open the rocks?" Molly's smile faltered for the first time all afternoon. "I hadn't... technically gotten there yet." "Eight children, Molly. Eight children opening rocks while a clown sprints through a hedge with a stuffed unicorn under each arm." "When you say it like that, it sounds bad." "It sounds bad in every configuration." There was a pause. Somewhere outside, a lawnmower droned on, indifferent to crime. "New plan," Molly said, snatching the blueprint off the table. "We hit the retirement home raffle instead. Bunch of gift baskets. Nobody runs fast at those places." Bill stood up and grabbed his jacket. "Now that," he said, "is a heist with heart."