Run: 2026-09-23-01M37Q4GBA4G7SAZ82AP2XJ2R3

"Bill, we can't go in dressed as clowns." "I already rented the suit, Molly. Non-refundable." "The invitation says 'Pony Rides and Princess Magic.' There's no clown on the program." "Then I'm a surprise clown." "Nobody wants a surprise clown, Bill. Children cry. Parents call the police." "Fine. Fine. What's your brilliant plan, then?" "Caterers. We wheel in a cake, we wheel out the presents." "The presents are in the living room. The cake goes to the kitchen." "So we get lost. Caterers get lost all the time. 'Oh, sorry, where does this enormous cake-shaped duffel bag go?'" "That's not a cake, that's a hockey bag." "We'll put frosting on it." "You want to frost a duffel bag full of stolen toys." "Presentation matters, Molly." "Presentation does not matter. Stealth matters. What did you do with the van, by day the way?" "Parked it out front. Under the balloon arch." "Under the—you put our getaway vehicle under the balloon arch?" "It's festive! It blends in!" "It has your face painted on the side, Bill! 'Bill's Party Services!'" "Yeah, but with a mustache." "It's your real mustache!" "...I should have been the clown." "We're cancelling the frosting. We're cancelling all of it." "The suit was non-refundable, Molly." "Then you're the pony."