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The van smelled like old cheese and regret, a combination that Molly had long since stopped noticing but which still bothered Bill immensely. She peered through the binoculars, adjusting the focus until the suburban backyard came into sharp, painful relief. It was a war zone of pastel colors and screaming children. A banner hung over the wooden fence, reading "HAPPY 7TH BIRTHDAY, TIMMY!" in letters so aggressively cheerful they practically vibrated with the sheer force of suburban optimism. Beyond the fence, a bouncy castle loomed like a sagging, inflatable fortress. Near the fence, a man in a polka-dot jumpsuit was attempting to twist a balloon into the shape of a dog, though it currently resembled a lumpy sausage with ears. "Target acquired," Molly said, lowering the binoculars and passing them over. "Gift table is by the bounce house. No cameras. Just a folding table." Bill, wedged into the passenger seat and struggling with a bag of chips, frowned. "What's the catch? Is there a dog?" "The only guard is a clown named Bubbles, and he's currently failing at juggling. He dropped the pins twice. We're safe." Bill let out a low whistle, shaking his head. "Clowns have dead eyes, Molly." "Focus. The cake comes out in ten minutes. That's our window. We go in, grab the loot, and walk out like we own the place." Bill nodded slowly, chewing thoughtfully. "Confidence. I like it." Molly checked her watch, tapping the face. The plan was simple, elegant, and absolutely, one hundred percent, going to go wrong. She could feel it in her bones, right next to the arthritis she was pretending she didn't have. But twenty presents meant twenty potential video game consoles, bikes, and whatever else rich suburban parents bought to avoid actual parenting. The payout was too good to pass up, even if it meant a lifetime of bad karma. "Remember," she said, "we are the cleanup crew. We are boring. We are invisible. Do not engage with the children or the clown." "What if a kid asks about my fake beard?" "Tell them you're going through a rough breakup. Kids love drama. They'll leave you alone." Bill grunted, unconvinced. He shifted in his seat, the vinyl squeaking loudly in the confined space. Outside, a balloon popped, followed by a wave of high-pitched shrieking that sounded like a flock of angry seagulls. Bill flinched hard enough to drop a chip into the depths of the seat cushions, where it would remain for eternity. "I think I have a heart condition," he muttered, clutching his chest dramatically. "You have a cholesterol condition. There's a difference. Get the bags. It's showtime." Molly took a deep breath, centering herself. She had robbed banks, museums, and a very paranoid yacht owner. She could rob a birthday party. She could steal presents from children. It was morally questionable, sure, but the rent was due, and her landlord didn't accept excuses, only cash. "Okay. Cake is out. Go, go, go." They moved. The plan was simple, elegant, and absolutely, one hundred percent, going to go wrong.