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Molly adjusted the binoculars, watching a bouncy castle shimmer in the afternoon heat. Beside her, Bill crunched loudly on a handful of chips. They were parked across the street from a suburban estate where a banner read: Happy 6th Birthday, Timmy! "Stop eating the chips, Bill. The crinkling is distracting." "I'm stress eating. That bouncy castle is a fortress, Mol." "It's a bouncy castle. It's inflated plastic." "It has a moat of screaming children. And a clown. Look at him. He's got eyes like a hawk." "He's applying face paint to a kid." "That's exactly what a trained assassin would do." Molly lowered the binoculars and gave Bill a flat stare. The plan was simple: wait for the piñata to draw the kids to the yard's far corner, slip in through the side gate, grab the mountain of gifts stacked by the picnic table, and vanish before the cake was cut. "The presents are under the tarp by the fence. We hit it during the piñata." "What if the piñata doesn't break? I've seen kids swing at those things for an hour." "Then we are trapped in a six-year-old's birthday party forever, Bill. That's the risk we take." "I don't like the risk. I liked the museum job. Mummies don't scream." "The museum paid nothing. This is a goldmine. Rich parents. Look at the wrapping paper. That's artisanal paper. Probably cash inside." Bill peered out the window, squinting against the afternoon sun. A golden retriever was patrolling the perimeter, stopping occasionally to bark at a butterfly. "There's a dog." "It's chasing its own tail, Bill." "It's a diversion. It wants us to think it's stupid." "Are you stupid, Bill? Is that your long game?" "I'm just saying, we need a contingency. What if we get caught? What's the story?" "You're a balloon artist. I'm your silent, judgmental assistant." "Why am I the balloon artist?" "Because you have the balloon animals in your bag. I saw you buy them. Why do you have those, Bill?" "I was going to win them over! Kids love me! I'm like a large, slightly sweaty Santa." Molly rubbed her temples. The piñata was hoisted into the oak tree. A mob of children, wielding a plastic bat, gathered beneath it. "It's go time. Piñata is up. Get the mask on." "It's a dinosaur mask. It's terrifying." "It's festive. Go, go, go!" "Wait. If I die, tell my stamp collection I loved it more than you." "Move!" Bill slid out of the van, waddling toward the gate in his dinosaur mask. Molly watched him trip over a garden gnome, recover, and strike a pose for a group of toddlers who immediately started crying. She sighed, grabbed her duffel bag, and followed. Molly keyed her walkie-talkie. "Do not talk to the clown." "The clown is talking to me! He's asking if I'm the entertainment!" "Say yes and keep moving toward the presents." "He's making a balloon poodle, Molly. It's a masterpiece. I want to learn." "Grab the bag, Bill! Forget the poodle!" "But the balloon art, Molly! The art!" Molly reached the tarp. Just as she grabbed the corner, a small girl in a party hat tugged at her leg. "Are you here for the cake?" "I'm... auditing the cake." "What's 'auditing'?" "It's when a grown-up eats the cake to make sure it's safe." The girl nodded solemnly and walked away. Molly stared at the haul, then at Bill, who was now completely engrossed in a conversation about balloon twisting with the clown. "So you just pinch and twist? It's that easy?" "It takes years of practice, my prehistoric friend." "Unbelievable. Molly, you have to see this. It's like magic, but with latex." "Grab the bag, Bill! We are leaving! Now!" "But the balloon art, Molly! The art!" Molly grabbed Bill by the back of his rubber mask and dragged him toward the gate, the bag of presents slung over her shoulder. The clown waved cheerfully as they stumbled into the alley. "I just think we could have a side hustle. 'Bill's Balloons.' It has a ring to it." "Shut up and get in the van." "Did you see the dog? I made friends with the dog. His name is Bartholomew." "Get in the van, Bill."