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"Alright, Bill, we’re really doing this? Stealing from kids?" "Relax, Molly. They’ve got more toys than they know what to do with. It’s practically charity." "Charity? We’re the ones taking the stuff!" "Exactly. We’re redistributing wealth. Like Robin Hood, but with less tights." "Robin Hood stole from the rich, not from a bunch of six-year-olds." "Kids are the new rich. Have you seen the price of LEGOs lately?" "Fine. But how do we even get in? It’s a clown-themed party. There’s gonna be, like, a million parents." "We go as the entertainment. I’ll be the magician, you be the face painter." "I can’t paint." "You don’t have to. Just smear some glitter on their cheeks and call it art. Kids love glitter." "And the presents?" "Simple. While I’m ‘performing,’ you ‘accidentally’ knock over the gift table. Chaos ensues. We grab and go." "What if someone stops us?" "Then we blame the clown. Everyone hates clowns." "That’s… actually genius." "Told you. Now, where’d I put my top hat?"