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"Okay, Bill, repeat the plan." "We sneak into Braxton Hendry's sixth birthday party, grab every present, and leave before cake." "Before cake? Why?" "Cake is where they get sentimental, Molly." "Wrong. Cake is where they get feral. Six-year-olds on frosting are raccoons with lawyers." "Fine. How do we get in?" "You're the magician. Balloon Bill." "I refuse to be Balloon Bill." "Then you're the clown's understudy. Here's the wig." "It's damp." "It's committed to the role. I'll be the bouncy castle inspector." "Nobody inspects bouncy castles." "Exactly. Nobody will question me." "What if there's a piñata?" "We take the piñata. Candy is currency, Bill." "What if a kid catches us?" "Give them a balloon animal and a stern look. Kids respect confidence." "I only know one animal." "Which?" "A sad, lumpy sausage." "Perfect. Say it's a dachshund." "It's always a dachshund." "Great. Van's out back. Bag count?" "Twelve bags, one wagon, zero guilt." "A little guilt, Bill. A little is healthy." "Fine. A little guilt. Let's go." "Wait, why is the wig moving?" "...Molly, I think it's still occupied."