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"Okay, Bill, repeat the plan." "We sneak into Tommy Peterson's sixth birthday party, steal every present, and leave before cake." "Before cake? Why before cake?" "Because you get sentimental about cake, Molly." "That was one time, and it was a really good cake." "You cried into the frosting." "It said 'Happy Birthday Gary.' Nobody remembers Gary." "Focus. I'm the clown. You're the bouncy castle inspector." "Why am I the inspector?" "Nobody questions a woman with a clipboard." "And what does the clown do?" "Distracts the children with balloon animals." "You can't make balloon animals." "I can make one. It's a pointy dog." "Bill, that's a sword." "Children love swords." "Their parents don't. What's the escape route?" "The piñata van. Loaded, gone, done in ninety seconds." "And if a kid spots us?" "We give him a balloon sword and a wink." "Bill, they're six. He'll scream." "Then we scream back. Louder. Professionals always win." "Fine. But if there's cake, I'm taking a slice." "Molly." "A small slice. For Gary." "...Fine. But we take it to go."