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Molly spread the birthday invitation across their kitchen table with the solemnity of a general unveiling invasion plans. Bill moved his cereal bowl aside. A marshmallow unicorn floated helplessly in the remaining milk beside him. “Saturday afternoon. Twenty children, one magician, and a mountain of presents. We take every package.” Bill studied the invitation. Its glittery lettering announced that Oliver was turning seven, which seemed young for someone already possessing a fountain in his driveway. Bill had turned forty beside a malfunctioning vending machine yesterday. “Define every. Because last time you said everything, I carried home a decorative toilet brush.” Molly tapped a photograph of the house. Pink balloons bobbed above its gates, and an inflatable castle occupied most of the lawn. Their entire criminal enterprise depended on looking less suspicious than a bouncy fortress. “We arrive disguised as entertainment. You juggle. I perform magic. The presents disappear. Everyone applauds.” He looked down at his hands, which had recently failed to coordinate the opening of a yogurt. Molly produced three oranges anyway. One rolled immediately under the refrigerator, establishing an early lead over his confidence. “I cannot juggle, Molly. My only trick is making employers regret giving me a chance.” She crossed juggling off her notebook and wrote clown. Bill stared at the word as though it were a prison sentence. Outside, somebody practiced trumpet scales badly enough to qualify as a competing criminal operation. “Fine. You make balloon animals. Children love balloon animals, especially ones suggesting recently discovered diseases.” Bill inflated a long blue balloon, twisted it twice, and created something resembling an embarrassed intestine. Molly examined it from several angles. Neither could identify a front end without making assumptions about forbidden medical research. “That is a dolphin. Before you object, it has endured considerable hardship and deserves privacy.” Their escape vehicle waited downstairs: a borrowed ice cream van with one working headlight and a freezer full of disappointing peas. Molly imagined stacking gifts inside. Bill imagined children pursuing them with alarming moral clarity. “What happens when Oliver cries? I can handle guards, but disappointed children feel legally heavier.” Molly stopped drawing arrows. She had pictured glittery boxes, expensive gadgets, and rent paid early. She had not pictured a small boy discovering that his birthday had been professionally ruined by two underqualified circus employees. “We could steal only the boring presents. Socks. Educational puzzles. Anything labeled character building fun.” Bill shook his head and lifted the invitation again. Beneath the glitter, tiny print advertised paid entertainment positions. Neither thief spoke for several seconds. Honest employment had entered the room without even picking the lock. “They pay entertainers three hundred pounds. Each. That's more than stolen socks usually fetch wholesale.” Molly turned the notebook over and began a fresh plan. Bill retrieved the escaped orange. By lunchtime, their balloon dolphin had become a dog, although only through additional hardship. The presents remained theoretically in danger. “We'll still take everything. Our wages, leftover cake, and whatever dignity survives until Saturday evening.”