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Molly spread the birthday invitation across their hideout's table beside a crowbar, a rubber chicken, and Bill's increasingly emotional collection of unpaid municipal parking tickets. “We enter as entertainers. You juggle, I distract the parents, and we leave with presents before anybody notices the clown has developed suspiciously rectangular trousers.” “I cannot juggle. Last time I tried, three oranges filed complaints. Also, these children are six. They can smell fear and discount face paint immediately.” Bill inspected the invitation as though it might explode into glitter. Somewhere downstairs, their landlord practiced saxophone with the grim determination of a wounded goose. “Then you're the magician. Make the gifts disappear. That's basically our profession, except magicians usually return things and pay slightly more attention to their waistcoats.” “What if someone requests a balloon animal? My dachshund looks like tax fraud. And what happens when the birthday girl demands proof of professional insurance?” Molly paused. Their previous job had involved diamonds, lasers, and one manageable Doberman. None had required explaining public liability coverage to a sticky little prosecutor. She folded the invitation. Bill quietly placed the rubber chicken inside his jacket. They both stared at the words PARENTS MUST STAY, then reconsidered everything.