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Molly spread the birthday invitation across their table as though it were a blueprint for a vault instead of cardstock featuring an aggressively cheerful dinosaur. “The target is Saturday at three. Eight children, twelve presents, one inflatable castle. We get in, get out, and nobody notices anything except disappointing etiquette.” Bill examined the dinosaur. Its googly eyes seemed accusatory. He had robbed banks with less scrutiny from the security apparatus and considerably better retirement benefits. “I have questions. Mainly ethical ones. Also whether the castle has a weight limit. My knees make noises now. Criminal noises. Like gravel requesting representation.” Molly tapped a penciled circle around the gift table. Her master plan had three arrows, two coffee stains, and a surprisingly detailed drawing of cake. “We aren't hurting anybody. We are redistributing excessive abundance. What does any reasonably sensible child need with fourteen dinosaurs? One dinosaur establishes the principle adequately.” Bill leaned back until his chair squeaked in protest. The chair was stolen too, though neither thief could remember whose terrible taste had selected it. “That's how museums start, Molly. First one dinosaur, then fourteen, then an unpaid internship. Besides, we cannot sell dinosaur toys. Everyone already owns fourteen, apparently.” Outside, rain scratched the windows. Inside, Molly produced two clown noses with the solemnity of a surgeon presenting instruments. Bill immediately looked betrayed by civilization. “Absolutely not. My last clown job ended with six stitches and a lifetime ban from bowling alleys. Nobody respects a criminal wearing emergency red nostrils.” Molly squeezed one nose. It honked. Both thieves froze, listening for neighbors or police or whatever authority investigated profoundly embarrassing decisions in rented basement apartments. “We're entertainers, Bill. Children love entertainers. We distract them with magic, then the presents vanish. It's educational. An introduction to disappointment with complimentary balloon animals.” Bill stared at the invitation again. Beneath the dinosaur, someone had written a note in purple marker. Molly watched his expression become unexpectedly almost tender. “It says presents will be donated to the hospital. For sick children, Molly. That's not excessive abundance. That's generosity wearing a ridiculous prehistoric party hat.” The kitchen became quiet. Even the clown nose seemed ashamed. Molly turned the invitation over, searching for some loophole, preferably one involving rich, unpleasant adults. “Fine. New plan. We attend the party, bring presents, and steal nothing. Except perhaps cake. Morally speaking, cake occupies a gray area beside the lemonade.” Bill nodded gravely, already calculating their available funds. Between them they possessed seventeen dollars, a counterfeit coupon, and enough professional shame to power several refrigerators. “I can make balloon animals now. Mostly snakes. Occasionally worms. Once, a remarkably convincing intestine. We could offer entertainment instead of buying fourteen more dinosaurs.” Molly pocketed the noses and folded their criminal blueprint into a paper hat. For once, the getaway would require no sirens, only bus fare home. “Excellent. We go straight after lunch. But if anybody asks, we're still thieves. I refuse to lose my reputation over one accidental outbreak of decency.”