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Molly unfolded a birthday invitation. Bill examined the glitter suspiciously. "Children's parties are perfect. Nobody notices criminals when there's cake." "They notice adults carrying every present, Molly. Especially adults wearing burglar stripes." "These are nautical stripes. I'm dressed as a yacht." "Your yacht has a crowbar." "Decorative anchor. Now, we enter as entertainers, gather the presents, and leave before musical chairs." "What entertainment?" "You juggle." "I dropped a sandwich yesterday." "Then you're a magician. You made lunch disappear." "Into a puddle." "Modern magic." "What if the birthday child cries?" "We leave one present." "You said all the presents." "Fine. We steal all the presents, then anonymously return one. Criminal consistency matters." "What if it's socks?" "Children love socks." "You've never met children." "I've met small accountants." "Those were garden gnomes, Molly." "Very judgmental accountants." "And how do we escape?" "On the bouncy castle." "It isn't a vehicle." "Not with that attitude. Bill, why are you holding a birthday card?" "Because I bought the kid a present." "We're thieves!" "Yes, but arriving empty handed feels rude." "What's inside?" "A savings bond." "Bill, you've turned our heist into a deeply disappointing fundraiser." Outside, a clown honked twice. Both thieves reconsidered their profession.