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Molly unfolded a glittery invitation while Bill inspected his disguise. “We’re stealing all the presents, Bill. Every last one.” “Even the educational ones?” “Especially those. Nobody should receive fractions on their birthday.” “I’m concerned about security.” “They’re six.” “Exactly. Unpredictable. Sticky. No respect for due process.” “We’ll blend in.” “Molly, I have a mortgage and a suspicious mustache.” “You’re the magician.” “My only trick is making landlords disappointed.” “Perfect. I’ll be your assistant.” “Do assistants usually carry sacks marked LOOT?” “That says ROOT. We’re promoting vegetables.” “At a birthday party? They’ll riot.” “Fine. We’re collecting donations for unfortunate clowns.” “Finally, a cause I understand.” “Once the cake appears, everyone will be distracted.” “Including me.” “Bill.” “I work better with frosting.” “You work exclusively with frosting.” “What if the presents are disappointing?” “We fence them.” “What if they’re actual fences?” “Nobody gives a child a fence.” “My uncle did. Said it built boundaries.” “Listen. No crying, no balloon animals, and absolutely no joining the treasure hunt.” “But that’s practically professional development.” “We’re criminals, Bill, not party guests.” “Then why did you RSVP?” “Because I’m a criminal, not a monster. Manners matter.” Bill nodded solemnly beneath a hat shaped like a cupcake.